Girl Neary 16 Absolute Torture

           Summer finally comes and Jess had it all sort out for her with her and Fred lounging in the park, gazing into each others eyes and rehearsing and writing comedy sketches. Now that her and Fred are a comedy genius couple, nothing can get in the way of that or so she thinks. But then her mother, Mrs. Jordan, stepped in and ruined everything when she announces that Jess, herself and Granny will be leaving for Cornwall to visit Jess's bachelor dad. Six months ago when Jess and Fred weren't together, Jess would've been excited and enjoyed but now during the summer was bad timing. Not only will she have to leave Fred all alone at home but she'll be scared that her best friend, Flora will snatch him from her just by being beautiful, Jess knows that Flora had shown interest in Fred not too long ago.
           It gets worse when Jess arrived at Cornwall that Mrs. Jordan, as a librarian, likes to visit historians memorial, graves and museums and expect Jess to weep at the grave of every hero in all Britain's history and Jess felt really embarrassed when her mother admitted that she had a crush on some old history guy called Lawrence of Arabia. After visiting many museums and memorials, Jess helped Granny scattered Grandpa's ashes into the sea and got her mind back to Fred. She also learns that Granny had experienced a girl trying to steal Grandpa away from her at a beach. The vacation wasn't that bad when Jess arrived at her dad's fabulous home.

           Since Jess's dad is an artist, many artworks of other famous artists and his own was displayed in the house and the mansion was so elegant that it could becomes the future castle of Jess and Fred. Jess's dad is so wealthy that he even have his own fancy boat and knows how to cook these fancy food. Jess also learn that her dad is homosexual and is dating a lawyer named Phil, she learns that her dad homosexuality was what led to her parents' divorce and that her dad only marries her mom so that he can "fix himself". The next day, one special surprise visitor came knocking at Jess's door and it was Fred! Jess, Fred, her mom, her dad and her future stepfather Phil ends up having a good summer vacation and celebrate Jess's sixteen birthday on her dad's boat.

           Like any other teenage girls, Jess Jordan wants to be in love and have a boyfriend and has already set her eyes on someone special. Ben Jones is a shy and awkward football captain that likes to make friends and hang out. Plus his best friend, Mackenzie is going out with Jess's beautiful best friend, Flora so how cool would it be to date Ben and double date with Flora and Mackenzie? But her problems with getting with Ben starts when she went to a party. Jess has always want big boobs, like Flora to impress Ben. So she follows the instructions in a book and made fake boobs full of mushroom soup. She even name each of her boobs Bonnie and Clyde. Unfortunately, at the party her boobs exploded and she went to the bathroom to clean it. Little does she know that a senior named Jack had put a CCTV footage in the girl's bathroom and record everything from Jess cleaning her boobs to talking to them and calling them Bonnie and Clyde.

           Afraid to die of humiliation, Jess turns to her best guy friend, Fred to destroy the CCTV footage since he's a tech genius. Fred destroyed the tape and Jess is save again but to find that her friendship with Fred is struggling when he caught her holding hands with Ben plus when she tells everyone he's like an owl. Jess is also worried that since Mackenzie and Flora broke up, Flora will start going out with Ben. Jess had had enough of drama and awkwardness going around her life that she needs to focus on something new. Since she's hilarious, an English teacher Mr. Fothergill had suggested she put on a comedy show in the talent show and Jess accepted. But on the day of the talent show, Jess got sick and Flora had to fill in and everybody love Jess's skits.

           

           Jess loves heading in her new direction and had other people made confessions to her. Like Ben said that he doesn't like any girls because he can't deal with the drama and he isn't ready for a girlfriend. Shockingly, Flora told Jess that she doesn't love Ben but she loves Fred and thinks that he's a comic genius. Flora asked Jess to tell Fred that she likes him and said that if he's interested, he can talk to her about it. Later when Jess told Fred that Flora likes him, Fred admitted that he doesn't like Flora and he likes Jess. Jess realize that she feels the same and start going with Fred. Flora was pretty sad for three days but eventually moved on and support Jess and Fred's relationship.

Girl Barely 15 Flirting for England

          Jessica "Jess" Jordan is a typical insecure teenage girl. Her mother is a divorced librarian who's sometimes outrageous but knowledgable. Her best friend, Flora is wealthy and drop dead gorgeous. Her grandmother is obsessed with catastrophy, disasters and murderers around the world. Her best guy friend, Fred is a total class clown. Despite her ordinary life, Jess is full of excitement when the French exchange students descend on her class. Jess and her mother are assigned to house a French boy named Eduoard. Jess thought herself "How awesome and sexy would it be to have a French boy in your house", this is Jess's oppertunity to make a French boy her first boyfriend.
          But when Jess and her mother went to school at midnight to pick up Edouard, Jess found out that he's a short hobbit who's really shy and awkward around strangers. But when Flora's partner, Marie-Louise told Jess that when Edouard first saw her digitally enhanced photo, he fell deeply in love with Jess. Scared and creeped out, Jess convinces Fred to pose as her boyfriend to make Edouard sad and he will moved on. But many days passed by and seeing that Eduoard has no affectionate feelings on her, Jess "broke up" with Fred when he's not taking their fake relationship seriously.
          Breaking off with Fred because Edouard doesn't like her anymore isn't the only reason she broke up with Fred. Jess had fallen for Gerard, Jodie's French partner. Gerard has a perfect body, black hair and can sweet talk any girl he meets. On the camping trip with Jodie, Edouard, Flora and Marie-Louise, Gerard had told Jess how funny and amazing she is and actually hold Jess's hands underwater when Jodie wasn't around. But chaos strikes after Saturday camp dinner, Jodie wants to play hide-and-seek the other way around so Jess has to be separated from Gerard because he was "it". Jess thinks she knows for sure that Gerard is at the place where they hold hands underwater. But while looking for Gerard, she ran into Edouard instead and they got lost in the woods. By the time they got back, Jess and Edouard had form a friendship and Jess was a mess. She also learned that Gerard was with her beautiful best friend, Flora the whole time and they had bonded. At night, Jess's jealousy grew when Flora told her that while playing the game, Gerard had told her how amazing and that she catches his eyes at the beginning. Didn't want to break Flora's heart, Jess kept quiet for the whole trip.

           When the French students leave for Paris, Gerard told Jess one more time that he wants to kiss her all over again, even though she doesn't what he meant. After the French students leave for Paris, Jess told Flora that Gerard only like one girl for a few hours and then dump her for another just like he did with Jess and Flora. The two begins to bond again and blocks all contacts from Gerard.